How to impress a woman

Never be devoted to them
Never adore them
Never dote on them
That’s what wimps do

Make sure you are
The cock of the roost
Of a doting harem
But tell her she is Number One
And the rest are just bitches
Tell her you’ve never been loved before
Like she does
Tell her you need her
Buy her expensive gifts
Above all, tell her what she wants to hear
That she is the best
Be the strong, silent type
And she’ll think she found
Her dream lover
That’s what players do


~ by Steppenwolf on October 19, 2009.

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